Sunday, 14 June 2026

A Bit Of A Change - Privateer Press Trollblood Test Models

 So, let's talk about Privateer Press - or, more accurately, please read on while I ramble about them. Or it. Lucky you. 

Ten years ago, Privateer Press was a serious rival to Games Workshop. GW was in a bad way, and PP had some clever business practises and an interesting range of models. It also had an extremely complicated game and a weird obsession with win-at-all-costs tournament play which made its writers sound like jerks, but hey-ho. PP's two main games were Warmachine, which involved chunky dreadnought-style robots bashing each other, and Hordes, in which big monsters bashed each other. And you could play one against the other, which was a really nice touch.

Anyhow, brighter minds than mine have considered the downfall of Privateer Press. From my point of view, the upshot is that they made some nice models, a few awful ones, and some that I really liked. Some of their character miniatures are really cool. Back in the day, I bought a load of models from their "trollblood" faction.

The trollbloods were hefty chaps who lived a rugged life, wearing tartan, tossing cabers and drinking to excess. They were basically comedy Scotsmen meets Lord of the Rings trolls, and were as close to the good guys as the setting allowed.

I decided to repaint some of them, because they were lying in a box at home and doing so would distract me from buying even more miniatures for a while. I remembered them being amusingly goofy, like Warhammer trolls: actually, they're uglier and less lovable than I recall. Anyhow, I painted a couple of them up as test models. I'm damned if I'm going to be painting tartan on these guys, so I went for simple red sashes, which contrast nicely with their blue skin. These were metal, and quite pleasant to paint.



So, I'll keep on with these models. I don't like them as much as the old space orks, and there's not a lot of variety in the sculpts or options to do interesting things with them, but they make a nice change and would look good in a small group. I'm not in a rush to make a unit of trollbloods, but they're now on the long list of things for painting.



Sunday, 7 June 2026

Even More Random Space People

 In the wider world, sadly, John Blanche died this week. There isn't much for me to say about this that hasn't been said elsewhere: Blanche's influence on Games Workshop and miniature painting on the whole was immense. His grimy, low-fantasy style has inspired and been imitated by thousands of painters, 

Personally, a lot of "Blanchitsu" isn't for me - and Blanche himself made some nuanced comments on it. But he was undoubtedly an artist with a distinct style and, importantly, he was one of the first people to turn painting model soldiers into an art. His influence lives on, but he will be missed by the community.


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I've ended up with quite a lot of plastic historical miniatures, mainly because I've wanted to use them for conversions. I wanted some US soldiers to put on the bases of my Tau, as well as some Men In Black type operatives, and so on. The upshot is that I've had quite a few sets of leftover arms and bodies.

I've assembled more weird space people from these, using the historical bodies as the starting point for odd conversions. I've found that historical models are often slighter than SFF miniatures, and they work well with female heads and arms. Of course, this moves them away from their historical roots, and painting them in bright, usual colours further hides the fact that they were originally supposed to be peasants, GIs or whatever. 

I make these models as a sort of palate-clearer, between more serious projects. I've got about 50 of them now - I have no idea what I'd do with them, but then I don't know what I'd do with a lot of my models. Here are some recent ones.

These models were made with the bodies of medieval pikemen. The left-hand model has Stargrave arms and head, and a WW2 backpack. The steampunky guy has arms and a head from Wargames Atlantic Grognard models, and a cloak that I made out of milliput.





The lady on the left has Stargrave arms, a cultist head and a GW Kroot bag to balance her outline out. The guy on the right has a Stargrave head and Wargames Atlantic Agent arms. 




These guys were made with various historical bodies. From left to right: US marine, Boxer rebellion, WW2 Russian. Heads and arms are Stargrave, apart from the middle guy, who has a Pig Iron head and Frostgrave Cultist arms.




Next time, it's either scavvies from Necromunda or old Privateer Press miniatures. Watch this space...


Tuesday, 2 June 2026

An Oldhammer marine and some weird little red guys

 Hello again! I've gone back to my space marines this week, touching up some old models and painting a couple of new ones. 

I've had this captain model for a long time. He's from the early 2000s, and was missing his right hand (and gun), as well as his left arm from the elbow down. I gave him a power fist that I'd had knocking around for a while, and a plasma pistol that was at the bottom of the bits box. 

The lead was slightly rough and had lost a bit of detail. I'm not sure if he is a slightly dodgy recast, or this is the start of some kind of "lead rot", but he painted up okay. I went for the usual jolly medieval-style colours, with a bright yellow cloak. For some insane reason I painted a woven pattern on his fist.

I love these old marines with their heavy ornamentation and complex armour. I think they're some of the best marine models ever.





I also went back to some little red chaps that I built about 10 years ago. They're based on Bretonnian peasant bodies, with Tempestus Scion heads and weapons left over from a box of plastic marine scouts. I think that you could use them as scouts - perhaps they're servitors assigned to protect a techmarine. The arms had to be lengthened a bit with wire, which was slightly awkward, but I think they have an odd charm.





I also had a plastic miniature from the Elucidan Starstriders Kill Team set, which I bought on ebay. It's an odd model - all the miniatures from that set look much weirder and steampunky than "normal" 40k miniatures. I converted it to have a new arm and head. He's miles taller than the other red helpers, but I think he's their boss and is telling them where to go.




Here is the little group of red helpers together. They're strange, but sort of cool!




So, what next? I've got some more scavvies for Necromunda, and a batch of odd Stargrave militia types made out of medieval and WW2 plastics. And I've also got a bunch of Privateer Press Trollkin to paint. I'm trying to summon up the bravery to start them: they're nice models, but I'm slightly daunted. And then again I might just paint something entirely different!