Wednesday, 22 July 2026

More Knights From 1990

I've been painting more knights this week. As with last week, I've been using the models from WD 137 and 138 as a guide. 

The green stripey guy uses a pattern taken straight from WD 137. The chap with the blue, yellow and checkered heraldry is based on a knight in WD 138, although I've simplified the heraldry a bit because it was incongrously complex compared to the rest of the unit. As I said in the previous post, painting and building these models is a slightly awkward process, because it's easier to paint the inside of the barding and the horse's legs before sticking it together and smoothing down the joins with milliput. But it is nice when they're finished.






This last chap is wearing heraldry taken from WD 138, simplified to stop me going mad. The woven pattern is straight from the original, but I used a white cross on the red quarters instead of the complicated freehand lion heads in the GW version. I just can't paint that well. Anyhow, he was complicated enough without that, and I really like the final version.






That brings this unit up to nine knights. Pretty good! However, I want to make a leader, and I've got a model that will do the job. I just need a break from painting heraldry. Maybe the space orks can help...

Monday, 13 July 2026

Knights from the 90s

More progress on the first edition Bretonnian knights. These models date back to 1990 - I've got friends younger than them.

I've found that the best way to paint knights is in pieces. This isn't something I tend to do - I like to have the whole model made before the painting stage - but it does help as there are bits that you can't reach easily once you've stuck the model together.

There are four main pieces to each knight: horse's head, left horse side, right horse side and rider. I spray the inside of each horse side black. I also spray the rider black. I spray/paint the outside of each horse side and both sides of the head white.

First, I paint the inside of the horse's legs. They have a black undercoat on one side and a white undercoat on the other. This shouldn't really matter, since the barding would throw shadow over the legs  anyhow. I do a very small amount of highlighting on the inside of the barding but it's almost invisible. It's definitely not something that the viewer needs to see. 

Then I stick the horse bits together (head, sides and tail) and if necessary use milliput to smooth the joins. Once this is done, I do the most fun part and paint the heraldry on the outside of the caparison. 

After that, well, it's the remaining bits of horse, then the rider. I do the messier metal parts before the rider's tunic, just because it's neater. Then I do the shields.

I've used pieces of plasticard for all the shields in this unit. I traced around an old plastic shield, drilled a hole in the middle so the peg on the knight's left arm would go in, and smoothed the join down with more milliput. 


When painting the horses, I've tended to stick to two or three strong colours, to make the heraldry stand out more. I like the idea of the unit looking like a blaze of bright colour. I've also found that (to my eyes at least), the "main" colour on each knight is a mixture of what's on the rider's surcoat and what's on the shoulders and back of the neck of the horse. I try to vary these. 

I've followed the very old GW paint schemes from WD 136-138, but I've found that the two GW units look too yellow and too white respectively, so I've kept the heraldic shapes but varied the colours used. I particularly like red/blue, green/white and yellow/blue, but lots of contrasts work well.

 Anyhow, here are the first six.











Sunday, 5 July 2026

More Escher Gangers

 Hi again! I've been squinting very hard this week and painting some more of Jes Goodwin's amazingly detailed House Escher models from the mid-1990s. 

Ages back, I bought two miniatures on ebay. I then lost them in my house. Annoyed, I bought the same models again from a different ebay seller, although the second ones I got were broken. One was missing its pistol hand, and the other lacked the barrel of its autogun. I then found the originals again. Oh well, more models to paint!

These are the repaired miniatures. I used a pistol from a Tempestus Scion for the missing pistol, and a leftover Genestealer Cult autogun for the other. As usual, I went for a pretty riotous colour "scheme", vaguely inspired by the old Tank Girl comics (very 90s!). Here are Daisy Chainsword and Helen Highwater.



Then I painted the other two. For variety, I used darker skin tones and tried not to repeat any of the colours on the parts of the first two miniatures. These are Bella Donna and Lou Scannon.




I've actually got quite a few Eschers now. I don't have the full range, as some of them must be rare and go for a lot on ebay (well, more than I'm prepared to pay). But I do have a fair few, some of them repaired. Here they are in batches of four.











So that's the Eschers for now! I have a couple more to go, but I think I'll have a break from all the crazy detail for now. Maybe I ought to go back to the Bretonnians. We shall see!

Sunday, 28 June 2026

A Weird Robot Chicken Digression

 Again, a bit of an odd one this week. I've been dipping into the box(es) of unpainted models over the last couple of months and trying to finish some random miniatures that I've picked up over the years. I found a number of steampunk-style models from a variety of manufacturers, and thought that I'd paint them up as a little warband.

First up is a Privateer Press model. Some years ago, they released a faction called "Grymkin", which were Halloween-style monsters with pun names, and was very much not my cup of tea. However, one of them was a bizarre clockwork chicken robot (called the clockatrice), which looked quite cool. Here it is, painted up.








Weird, eh? I really like the model, just because it looks so crazy. I also added a few minions to the group.

The semi-ghostly lady on the left is a Privateer Press body and arm with Frostgrave bits. I imagine that she hovers slightly above the ground, wielding a combination of pistols and magic. I'm not sure where the robed mystic is from. I think he was part of a set of space crew, perhaps by the people who make the Dunkeldorf miniatures.




And here are two henchmen for this weird band of oddballs. On the right, we've got a Reaper miniature who seems to be some kind of mad scientist in a mechanical suit. Fair enough. On the left is a strange metal model from a range that I assume to be defunct. He's Bill Sykes, the thuggish baddie from Oliver Twist, except that he's got bionic legs because why not. He's actually a really nice model, but I've no idea who made him. I think I found him in a bargain bin.




So that's all pretty weird. I've plans to make more of these weirdos, but for the moment that's the sum total of Robot Chicken Brigade. For now...

Wednesday, 24 June 2026

Pizza Dragon

 Again this week, I've been painting something a bit different. A while ago, I was bought a model dragon (thanks Ruth!). He's a metal Reaper model, and he's wearing a chef's hat and apron, and is holding up a pizza. I'm not quite sure why, but he's a nice and jolly sculpt.

I've never painted a model like this before, and doing so was an interesting challenge. As fits a cartoony sculpt, he's not covered in detail, which meant that I needed to do a lot of shading up and down. I didn't want to paint him red, as his pizza would be red and orange, so I went for shades of purple, a bit like Spyro the Dragon from the old computer game. I wasn't quite sure how to do his eyes, since they've got sculpted pupils, but I'm quite pleased with the result.





I also painted a couple more old metal Trollblood models. They were quite easy to do and enjoyable, and I think they've come out quite nicely. A small force of these guys would look cool. I've no intention to use them for anything, but then I rarely use miniatures for anything!





Sunday, 14 June 2026

A Bit Of A Change - Privateer Press Trollblood Test Models

 So, let's talk about Privateer Press - or, more accurately, please read on while I ramble about them. Or it. Lucky you. 

Ten years ago, Privateer Press was a serious rival to Games Workshop. GW was in a bad way, and PP had some clever business practises and an interesting range of models. It also had an extremely complicated game and a weird obsession with win-at-all-costs tournament play which made its writers sound like jerks, but hey-ho. PP's two main games were Warmachine, which involved chunky dreadnought-style robots bashing each other, and Hordes, in which big monsters bashed each other. And you could play one against the other, which was a really nice touch.

Anyhow, brighter minds than mine have considered the downfall of Privateer Press. From my point of view, the upshot is that they made some nice models, a few awful ones, and some that I really liked. Some of their character miniatures are really cool. Back in the day, I bought a load of models from their "trollblood" faction.

The trollbloods were hefty chaps who lived a rugged life, wearing tartan, tossing cabers and drinking to excess. They were basically comedy Scotsmen meets Lord of the Rings trolls, and were as close to the good guys as the setting allowed.

I decided to repaint some of them, because they were lying in a box at home and doing so would distract me from buying even more miniatures for a while. I remembered them being amusingly goofy, like Warhammer trolls: actually, they're uglier and less lovable than I recall. Anyhow, I painted a couple of them up as test models. I'm damned if I'm going to be painting tartan on these guys, so I went for simple red sashes, which contrast nicely with their blue skin. These were metal, and quite pleasant to paint.



So, I'll keep on with these models. I don't like them as much as the old space orks, and there's not a lot of variety in the sculpts or options to do interesting things with them, but they make a nice change and would look good in a small group. I'm not in a rush to make a unit of trollbloods, but they're now on the long list of things for painting.



Sunday, 7 June 2026

Even More Random Space People

 In the wider world, sadly, John Blanche died this week. There isn't much for me to say about this that hasn't been said elsewhere: Blanche's influence on Games Workshop and miniature painting on the whole was immense. His grimy, low-fantasy style has inspired and been imitated by thousands of painters, 

Personally, a lot of "Blanchitsu" isn't for me - and Blanche himself made some nuanced comments on it. But he was undoubtedly an artist with a distinct style and, importantly, he was one of the first people to turn painting model soldiers into an art. His influence lives on, but he will be missed by the community.


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I've ended up with quite a lot of plastic historical miniatures, mainly because I've wanted to use them for conversions. I wanted some US soldiers to put on the bases of my Tau, as well as some Men In Black type operatives, and so on. The upshot is that I've had quite a few sets of leftover arms and bodies.

I've assembled more weird space people from these, using the historical bodies as the starting point for odd conversions. I've found that historical models are often slighter than SFF miniatures, and they work well with female heads and arms. Of course, this moves them away from their historical roots, and painting them in bright, usual colours further hides the fact that they were originally supposed to be peasants, GIs or whatever. 

I make these models as a sort of palate-clearer, between more serious projects. I've got about 50 of them now - I have no idea what I'd do with them, but then I don't know what I'd do with a lot of my models. Here are some recent ones.

These models were made with the bodies of medieval pikemen. The left-hand model has Stargrave arms and head, and a WW2 backpack. The steampunky guy has arms and a head from Wargames Atlantic Grognard models, and a cloak that I made out of milliput.





The lady on the left has Stargrave arms, a cultist head and a GW Kroot bag to balance her outline out. The guy on the right has a Stargrave head and Wargames Atlantic Agent arms. 




These guys were made with various historical bodies. From left to right: US marine, Boxer rebellion, WW2 Russian. Heads and arms are Stargrave, apart from the middle guy, who has a Pig Iron head and Frostgrave Cultist arms.




Next time, it's either scavvies from Necromunda or old Privateer Press miniatures. Watch this space...