A Bit Of A Change - Privateer Press Trollblood Test Models

 So, let's talk about Privateer Press - or, more accurately, please read on while I ramble about them. Or it. Lucky you. 

Ten years ago, Privateer Press was a serious rival to Games Workshop. GW was in a bad way, and PP had some clever business practises and an interesting range of models. It also had an extremely complicated game and a weird obsession with win-at-all-costs tournament play which made its writers sound like jerks, but hey-ho. PP's two main games were Warmachine, which involved chunky dreadnought-style robots bashing each other, and Hordes, in which big monsters bashed each other. And you could play one against the other, which was a really nice touch.

Anyhow, brighter minds than mine have considered the downfall of Privateer Press. From my point of view, the upshot is that they made some nice models, a few awful ones, and some that I really liked. Some of their character miniatures are really cool. Back in the day, I bought a load of models from their "trollblood" faction.

The trollbloods were hefty chaps who lived a rugged life, wearing tartan, tossing cabers and drinking to excess. They were basically comedy Scotsmen meets Lord of the Rings trolls, and were as close to the good guys as the setting allowed.

I decided to repaint some of them, because they were lying in a box at home and doing so would distract me from buying even more miniatures for a while. I remembered them being amusingly goofy, like Warhammer trolls: actually, they're uglier and less lovable than I recall. Anyhow, I painted a couple of them up as test models. I'm damned if I'm going to be painting tartan on these guys, so I went for simple red sashes, which contrast nicely with their blue skin. These were metal, and quite pleasant to paint.

So, I'll keep on with these models. I don't like them as much as the old space orks, and there's not a lot of variety in the sculpts or options to do interesting things with them, but they make a nice change and would look good in a small group. I'm not in a rush to make a unit of trollbloods, but they're now on the long list of things for painting.

Even More Random Space People

 In the wider world, sadly, John Blanche died this week. There isn't much for me to say about this that hasn't been said elsewhere: Blanche's influence on Games Workshop and miniature painting on the whole was immense. His grimy, low-fantasy style has inspired and been imitated by thousands of painters, 

Personally, a lot of "Blanchitsu" isn't for me - and Blanche himself made some nuanced comments on it. But he was undoubtedly an artist with a distinct style and, importantly, he was one of the first people to turn painting model soldiers into an art. His influence lives on, but he will be missed by the community.

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I've ended up with quite a lot of plastic historical miniatures, mainly because I've wanted to use them for conversions. I wanted some US soldiers to put on the bases of my Tau, as well as some Men In Black type operatives, and so on. The upshot is that I've had quite a few sets of leftover arms and bodies.

I've assembled more weird space people from these, using the historical bodies as the starting point for odd conversions. I've found that historical models are often slighter than SFF miniatures, and they work well with female heads and arms. Of course, this moves them away from their historical roots, and painting them in bright, usual colours further hides the fact that they were originally supposed to be peasants, GIs or whatever. 

I make these models as a sort of palate-clearer, between more serious projects. I've got about 50 of them now - I have no idea what I'd do with them, but then I don't know what I'd do with a lot of my models. Here are some recent ones.

These models were made with the bodies of medieval pikemen. The left-hand model has Stargrave arms and head, and a WW2 backpack. The steampunky guy has arms and a head from Wargames Atlantic Grognard models, and a cloak that I made out of milliput.

The lady on the left has Stargrave arms, a cultist head and a GW Kroot bag to balance her outline out. The guy on the right has a Stargrave head and Wargames Atlantic Agent arms. 

These guys were made with various historical bodies. From left to right: US marine, Boxer rebellion, WW2 Russian. Heads and arms are Stargrave, apart from the middle guy, who has a Pig Iron head and Frostgrave Cultist arms.

Next time, it's either scavvies from Necromunda or old Privateer Press miniatures. Watch this space...

An Oldhammer marine and some weird little red guys

 Hello again! I've gone back to my space marines this week, touching up some old models and painting a couple of new ones. 

I've had this captain model for a long time. He's from the early 2000s, and was missing his right hand (and gun), as well as his left arm from the elbow down. I gave him a power fist that I'd had knocking around for a while, and a plasma pistol that was at the bottom of the bits box. 

The lead was slightly rough and had lost a bit of detail. I'm not sure if he is a slightly dodgy recast, or this is the start of some kind of "lead rot", but he painted up okay. I went for the usual jolly medieval-style colours, with a bright yellow cloak. For some insane reason I painted a woven pattern on his fist.

I love these old marines with their heavy ornamentation and complex armour. I think they're some of the best marine models ever.

I also went back to some little red chaps that I built about 10 years ago. They're based on Bretonnian peasant bodies, with Tempestus Scion heads and weapons left over from a box of plastic marine scouts. I think that you could use them as scouts - perhaps they're servitors assigned to protect a techmarine. The arms had to be lengthened a bit with wire, which was slightly awkward, but I think they have an odd charm.

I also had a plastic miniature from the Elucidan Starstriders Kill Team set, which I bought on ebay. It's an odd model - all the miniatures from that set look much weirder and steampunky than "normal" 40k miniatures. I converted it to have a new arm and head. He's miles taller than the other red helpers, but I think he's their boss and is telling them where to go.

Here is the little group of red helpers together. They're strange, but sort of cool!

So, what next? I've got some more scavvies for Necromunda, and a batch of odd Stargrave militia types made out of medieval and WW2 plastics. And I've also got a bunch of Privateer Press Trollkin to paint. I'm trying to summon up the bravery to start them: they're nice models, but I'm slightly daunted. And then again I might just paint something entirely different!

Space Ork Kommando Skwad

 I thought I might quickly explain how I paint ork skin. Orks vary in colour from the quite drab to the lurid, and these days I tend to do it one of two ways, depending on the lightness.

Usually, I start with Vallejo Russian Uniform, a slightly drab colour that looks about 3/4 green to 1/4 grey. Then I give that two thin washes: one with dark green (GW Caliban Green) and one with Leviathan Purple contrast paint, watered down to be effectively an ink. The green one provides shadow. The purple one is important because purple is a "flesh" colour and gives the impression that ork skin is the equivalent of human skin (at least, that's the idea).

Then I highlight with a mixture of Russian Uniform and Game Colour Sick Green. Finally, I add some bright yellow (Warpaints Daemonic Yellow, to be exact) for the eyebrows and so on. And that's it, really! If I want an ork to have lighter skin (I assume younger orks and gretchin are more brightly-coloured), I would start with Sick Green as a base coat, used both washes and leave out the Russian Uniform.

Anyhow, on to the models. 

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First up, here's a random bionic ork. He's not actually a 40k model at all: he's an old Blood Bowl miniature, called cybork. But he certainly fits in with the others. As with so many of these miniatures, he's a nice sculpt and has a good mixture of detail and simplicity.

But now for something a bit more ambitious. Sometime in the mid-90s, towards the end of the old-style orks, Games Workshop produced a few kommando miniatures. Kommandos were wily orks who, instead of charging at the enemy, could creep into position, and were allowed to infiltrate on the board. 

The design of the miniatures is obviously a nod to WW2 British commandos, with their uniforms and wooly hats (with predictable ork logic, the Stormboys are equally obvious Nazis). As every British boy of a certain age knows, commandos are awesome. 

I'd painted some of these models a while back, but I wanted to spruce them up and bring them into line with the rest of my oldhammer force. That meant redoing the skin, as well as generally tidying the painting. While I had three of the same sculpts (there aren't many different models in this group), some of them had lost their original axes.

One got a dynamite stick made by drilling into the hilt of the broken axe and inserting a bit of string. Dynamite and kommandos probably go together quite well. The guy beside him got a knife from a leftover Warlord Games plastic Roman's sword. The shape looks quite like the classic fighting knives carried by WW2 commandos.

One of the models had been hacked to pieces, and was missing an axe and an entire arm. I did some repairs, and was pleased to find that a broken power claw fitted perfectly. He got a chaos bolt pistol to match, and is now the nob of the unit. 

Here he is with a friend.

The final two are unconverted. I really like the expression of the guy on the right. He's seen a lot and he's not having any.

One of the best touches about these miniatures is that each kommando is carrying a Swiss Army knife on his belt, just in case he has to open a tin or get a stone out of a horse's (or tyranid's) hooves.

And here, then, is the entire squad. They just need a suitably dramatic caption.

Deep in the storm-wracked ruins of Plogius Minoris IX, Leftennant "Grabba" Gutrog and his kommandos stealthily advance on the unsuspecting forces of the Imperial Guard.

You know, I never actually set out to make an oldhammer ork army. Oh well! Gork and possibly Mork must have willed it to happen!

Loads of Metal Space Ork Stuff

 Time for some orks! The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that 3rd edition Warhammer 40,000 was a time of great disaster. It's definitely the point where the great grimdarking of Warhammer began, and the orks were hit especially badly by this. With the possible exception of some gretchin, I don't think any of the old models survived into the 2000s, which is a great shame. Still, the blood of martyrs is the heresy of eternal war, or something.

So, without further ado, here are some more old orks! 

First up, we've got two metal minis: a freebooter bad doc (that's a pirate mad medic) and a mek with a burner/flamer. These are such nice models. The detail of the sculpting is terrific on both models, with loads of cool touches. I particularly like the way that the mek is sculpted like a welder, rather than a soldier with a flamethrower. The doc is one of the meanest-looking old orks, and even by greenskin standards he's an ugly customer. The only bum note for me is the small hand hanging from his ear. I painted it like an earring or perhaps a decoration on his shoulder armour. 

Then here are two randos. The guy on the left is a Space Crusade plastic ork. He's not the greatest model in history, but he's got a certain goofy charm, and there's lots of space on the model to embellish him. On the right, there's a metal madboy with a custom weapon.

Madboys were an odd feature of the very complex 2nd Ed ork rulebook. They seemed to be suffering from various forms of delusion and mental illness, which probably wouldn't be treated so comically today, and gave the sculptors the opportunity to make orks with great facial expressions. This chap, I think, is feeling down. He is wearing an apron, and has some little tools in his belt, so perhaps he's a mek who is nervous about firing the ridiculous gun that he's just built.

And here are two plastic boys from the original ork boys set. They're a bit step down from the metal models, of course, and come in two weird poses: squatting as if about to have a poo, and creeping away to the right. Anyhow, they've come out alright, and bulk up the numbers reasonably well.

But that's not all! For the first time on this blog, I present... the ork wartrak.

Back in the ancient past of 1989, there were very few plastic vehicles (four, I think). Instead, ork buggies and the like were made of metal parts that you had to stick together. I found one of these, a wartrak, on ebay minus its mounted lascannon, and so I bought it.

Ye gods, this thing was a swine to put together. We can (sometimes rightly) complain about the complexity of modern plastic kits, but this thing was terrible. I pinned it, used green stuff and superglue, and every other trick I could think of, but it was a terrible struggle to get it to stay together.

It didn't help that I had to improvise a gun out of an old plastic bit (I've no idea where that came from), some plasticard and a sight off an modern Skitarri gun. I put it on a base for some small level of stability: back in 1989, you just plonked it on the tabletop.

Anyhow, at last I painted it, and quickly realised how much easier it would have been if I'd not stuck it together first. I gave the orks lighter skin than usual, just to make them stand out from their machine. I think these guys are probably Evil Suns, given that they use a lot of red, but they could still fit with the other chaps.

So there we are! Old orks is da best orks. Nuff said.

Kroot Lone-Spear Bird Rider

 A couple of posts back, I mentioned projects that I'd acquired ages ago and not got around to finishing. This week, I turned to a model that I bought at a show in the golden age of 2015 or so. It's some kind of large bird, from (I think) Reaper. It's certainly made of some sort of rubbery white plastic, like their earlier (not very good) Bones miniatures. I think it might be something to do with the RPG Numenera.

Anyhow, I've been looking for a rider for this creature for ages. I thought it might work well as a Kroot riding beast. The original model had odd little wings and a very strange lower jaw, so I removed them.

 

I had a pair of Kroot legs - well, a pair missing one leg below the knee, so I'd have to make a bionic one. That was fine, but I had no body. So, I made a T-shape out of sprue as a basis for the upper body, and sculpted around it.

I recently saw some superb sculpting by a guy called "pax acrylica" on Instagram. It seemed that he was using a mix of green stuff and milliput, and I thought I'd give that a try. I found that this worked really well: the resulting mixture was softer than green stuff but lacked the slightly grainy, clay-like quality of milliput, and dried hard with a smooth texture like dry soap. I'd strongly recommend trying this.

This made a decent body, and I sculpted a cloak to cover the back of it, so I wouldn't have to do the shoulder musculature. I sculpted a saddle, some straps, and a weird beaky lower jaw for the bird creature. I added some reins, made out of string, which I slightly regret. String seems to always be a bit frayed when I use it on miniatures, as if it's coming to bits. Maybe if I soaked it in PVA first, it might work better. Anyhow, that was pretty much it. I trimmed his gun down a bit, and added a couple of pieces to the base to strengthen the bird's wobbly legs. 

And now for paint!

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To be honest, I nearly didn't post this at all. I simply couldn't take a half-decent picture of this model. Everything was either too dark or washed out - and trust me, whatever you might be thinking that I'm doing wrong, I have tried to rectify. Nothing works. There are quite a few models that I've painted now - the random space people seem to be particularly prone to this - which I just can't photograph. I have wondered whether to continue with this blog, as it's hard to be enthusiastic when I can't display my models - which is, after all, the point. I probably will continue, but I expect the updates will be less frequent.

Krootox Repair Shop

 

After last week's great big Tau robot, I thought that I'd have another look at their friends, the Kroot. The Kroot are ferocious scaly monsters who fight as allies/mercenaries for the Tau, and fill a close-combat role that the Tau can't. 

The Kroot seem to have evolved from birds, and have a slightly parrot-like look (they also come from a planet called Pech, which I'm sure is pronounced "peck"). Actually, given that birds evolved from dinosaurs, it seems safe to say that the Kroot are dinosaur-people, but this probably isn't the place to go down the genuinely fascinating rabbit holes of avian intelligence and what might have happened if the asteroid had missed. 

Anyhow, there are now loads of different Kroot units, and very nice they are too. Back in the old days, though, there were three: Kroot carnivores (ie warriors), Kroot hounds (attack dogs) and Krootox (a bloke on a gorilla-bird thing with a heavy weapon). They also had leaders, one of which is one of my favourite models ever, but more of that some other time.

This is the metal Krootox and rider. At least, it's most of the metal Krootox: it was missing the rider's upper body and gun. We may carp about the over-designing of modern models, but this thing was a complete pig to assemble, and a lot of milliput was required to fill the many gaps. I used plastic Kroot warrior parts for the upper body, although I had to improvise the left arm out of Green Stuff and paperclips. The gun barrel comes from an Empire outrider, and seems to be a primitive rocket launcher. I've always had a liking for people riding weird alien beasts, although I suspect that as soon as this guy fires his gun, the recoil will knock him over, and the Krootox (whose head is directly under the barrel) will run off towards the horizon, possibly returning to gore its former rider.

I also took the chance to tidy up my old Kroot carnivores, and to add a few details. They're not perfect, but they look a lot better than they did. They're slightly converted for some more dynamic poses.

So that's the Kroot for now. See you next time!