Wednesday, 2 July 2025
Converting Old Mantic Models: little space soldiers, a demon mercenary and The Thing
Tuesday, 10 June 2025
Loads of Tyranids - zoats, zoanthropes and spore mines
Hello again! It's time for a big post about tyranids.
I've been slowly working on a bunch of old tyranid models over the last couple of months. First up, I was able to acquire a second metal zoat fairly cheaply on ebay a while ago. This chap has a missile launcher. While he's a very detailed model, I found it quite hard to work out exactly what was what with his weapon. I suppose it's all "biological stuff", so that's not too much of an issue. I enjoyed painting this model a lot.
Here he is with his friend, about to hit the town.
Next up are three zoanthropes. These are floating psychic creatures that functioned in the game as tank-shooting artillery, a bit like lascannon teams. These models are the second iteration of the zoanthrope and were released around 2000: the first version was a four-limbed creature like a Tyranid warrior with a very big head, and looked a bit silly (like a lot of the very early Tyranids).
Originally, these guys had large helmet-like shields that went over their heads, and were usually painted like bone armour. However, these shields obscure their heads, and I think they they look better with their nasty little faces on display. They're identical models, although someone had trimmed the spikes off one of the miniatures. If you want to bulk out your army with a conga line of giant evil sperms, this is the unit for you.
Last of all, I've painted a unit of spore mines. Spore mines were Tyranid artillery, either fired by a creature called a biovore, or dropped in from on high and left to drift around the battlefield. They were essentially a mobile hazard, and were probably intended to slow down and confuse the enemy. They come in three varieties (frag, acid and krak), and were both plastic and metal. I bought some of these models as a bunch, and others came with various old tyranids. I collected them together until I had enough for a little unit.
Strange looking things, really (they remind me of Smarties), but they do fit the rather jolly colours of the rest of the army, and they're actually quite nice miniatures. They would make good weird little aliens, too.
I'm not sure what I'll be painting next, but I think it will be some kind of fantasy creature. We shall see!
Monday, 26 May 2025
Zoidberg meets the Mekon
Monday, 24 February 2025
It's not Ripley, honestly
Once again, I've gone back to finishing off some of the huge pile of random models that I've accumulated over the years.
First up, here's an entirely original space explorer, made with Frostgrave female crew bits and a barbarian's head.
Second, I found a broken knight from a Privateer Press game, which I'd bought in a bunch of stuff ages ago. It was missing arms and a horse's head. I added a medieval head and used green stuff to make armour for the horse's neck, to fit the style of the body. The armour reminds me of bomb diffusal suits as much as medieval barding. The rider's arms came from an Atlantic Games "Grognard" soldier.
The paint job is somewhat menacing, in vaguely fascist-looking colours. I added a number to the horse's rear to suggest that this isn't a knight: it's Faceless Trooper 04, out to do evil.
And finally, a couple of female models that I've had for ages. The lady on the left was done in a cyberpunk style, and the woman on the right was painted in a dark blue business suit. They're not amazing castings, but they'd probably make decent random space people. They might be the quickest paint jobs I've ever done, including the plastic monopose termagants from last week.
More weirdness next time!
Sunday, 16 February 2025
Zoat!
There are many strange things in Rogue Trader, the ancient tome from which Warhammer 40,000 comes. Some have been elaborated in ever-more-excessive detail (space marines), others haven't changed much (imperial guard) and some have more or less disappeared.
So, very briefly: zoats were great big tortoise/rhino/ogre centaur things that worked for the tyranids as elite troops and, weirdly, ambassadors. The tyranids produced hormones that made the zoats loyal, but every so often some zoats would break loose and usually ended up working as mercenaries. Famously, according to Rogue Trader, the zoats lived on "Zoatibix".
There were four 40k zoat models: they all used the same lower body, which makes me wonder if they weren't very popular.
The zoats appeared in the first tyranid army list, which was published in White Dwarf. However, by the time the first codex appeared, they had disappeared. They got a sort of mention in a later codex, as "Colossi" who fought in the "Zoastra-Attila War" against mankind. A zoat appears in Blackstone Fortress, so they're clearly out there somewhere.
Anyhow, I like zoats. Perhaps it's that they're a bit like dinosaurs, or just that they're rather odd. I was very lucky and won an ebay auction for two zoats for a pretty reasonable price on ebay (they normally go for silly money). I painted the first one in a scheme reflecting the model shown in Rogue Trader.
There's loads of good detail on this model: just the two pistols are great sculpting. I was surprised and impressed by how crisp and neat this thing is. It's listed as being sculpted by the Citadel Design Team in the old blue catalogue, but I'd be interested to know who was involved.
I also took the chance to paint up a few old plastic termagants. These models don't actually overlap with the zoats, but they've got a certain goofy charm.
Saturday, 26 October 2024
Another Hive Tyrant and a Load More Tyranids
I found an old tyranid hive tyrant in a cardboard box, which I probably bought about 25 years ago. I stripped it down and rebuilt it.
This is the second incarnation of the hive tyrant, and appeared in the second tyranid codex. Rumour has it that Games Workshop got into trouble with the owners of the Alien (20th Century Fox, I assume) because it looked too much like the queen from Aliens. I'm not sure if this is true, but I do recall an article on GW's website saying that it looked a bit too much like a certain film franchise. The third version of this miniature largely ditched the second's style, and has remained so ever since. And if you think that's confusing, just wait.
Anyhow, it was a right pig to assemble. I ended up pinning pretty much every limb. I gave it two deathspitters and a barbed strangler: I doubt that this shooty loadout would be much good in battle, but it does look cool. The original model came on a tiny base, the sort that is now used for Space Marine terminators. I gave it a much larger base, to suit the model and hopefully provide some small amount of stability.
It got the usual Hive Fleet Behemoth colour scheme - lots of oldhammer red. It was quite tricky to paint, with a lot of hidden parts that were hard to access. Here it is.
Hideous, really. I particularly like the ammo-scrotum for the barbed stranger. Lovely.
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Here are some other tyranid models that I've been working on. These are von Ryan's leapers, a sort of smaller version of the tyranid lictor. Their job is to creep up and attack enemies in close combat.
They're recent plastic models. To be honest, they are both good sculpts and massively overcomplicated. I didn't especially enjoy painting them. I used a base coat of while, with dark blue contrast paint over it - looking back, I don't think this did anything that a simple wash wouldn't have done. They'll do.
And here are some more new miniatures. These are "neurogaunts", a new form of tyranid. I've no idea what these things do, but I felt that they'd make quite good hormagaunts. Okay, let me explain this.
Back in the days of the first tyranid codex, the only hormagaunts you could get were big spindly metal things that toppled over if you looked at them too hard. They didn't look much like other tyranids, especially not the little red termagants, to which they were meant to be closely related, and were much larger than genestealers, which are the tyranids' close combat experts. Now, these new neurogaunts are the same size as the little oldhammer termagants, and I think they work well as hormagaunts. And if you've read this far without getting a headache, I salute you.
Anyhow, here are some. They're really nice models, with a good range of poses. They were extremely quick to paint, since they've got no eyes and only a couple of colours.
Thursday, 17 October 2024
Some Kind Of Alien Ostrich Monster
Thursday, 29 August 2024
Ripley in a Powerloader
I've got quite a bit of time to myself at the moment, so I've been making lots of models.
I went to the local games shop and bought the "Sulaco Survivors" boxed set from Gale Force Nine's Aliens game. I love Aliens, which I first saw when I was 15, and which blew me away. It's still an awesome film, and I'd been interested to see what the models were like for a while.
It was also, I'm sorry to say, one of the cheapest things in the shop. Back in the day, you bought models in blister packs, usually in small 4 or 5-man squads of metal miniatures. They tended to be anything from £5 (usually for a character) to £15 (for a little squad). I still remember the outrage of each metal wraithguard costing £8 (about £12 now, which is still enough for one robot).
Anyhow, most GW characters are £20 or more - and £20 for a single plastic goblin seems outrageous to me, even if he does have a magic stick. Boxes of units are generally £25 or more. Other companies make cheaper boxes - North Star's plastic box sets for Frostgrave and Stargrave are really good value - but I don't usually want 20 blokes, even for the good price of £20.
So, the Sulaco Survivors set was £12. It includes two models for Ellen Ripley and Bishop each. Ripley is in the powerloader that she uses to fight the Alien queen, and on foot and "enraged". I expect that this means that she's a special character in the game. Bishop comes in standard and "broken" form, for when he's been torn in half. Try getting a GW special character for less than £20. Or several of them in the same box. From a film franchise.
As it turns out, the models are good and sharp, although I had to scrape off a lot of mould lines. Assembling the powerloader Ripley was quite fiddly, and I had to paint most of her separately. It's a really nice, neat model, and really captures her about to clock the Alien queen.
My pictures don't really do it justice, but this is a very nice model and I'd recommend it, although it's probably for more experienced modellers (which both of my readers probably are). I had a good time making this and I'm pleased with the result.
Next time, more robots.












































