Sunday, 22 March 2026

Scratch-built Ork Robots

 Hello again! 

This has been a good week to be an ork. Although I wasn't expecting to, I ended up getting a load of old ork models out and painting/repairing/improving them, including three dreadnoughts. Let's go!




About 20 years ago, my friend Owen gave me a broken AT-AT model kit. I sawed it up and used it to make the bodies of three ork dreadnoughts (or maybe robots, or something). One, which is yellow, I modified a couple of months ago. The other two were done over the last couple of weeks. This is the yellow model:



Now, onto the other flavours of robot tellytubby. The red one didn't need a huge amount of work. I added some more detailing and gave it a new, jollier paint job. I also replaced the gun I'd used with a big and suitably goofy laser from some toy that I dismantled years ago. His body is the AT-AT's head, up on end.




The blue robot took more work. I wasn't happy with either of his arms, so I made new ones. The gun comes from the same toy as the red robot's laser. The other arm is scratch-built. I was inspired in this by the work of Kishi Omori, a Japanese modelmaker who makes robots from junk. (His stuff is really impressive. Well worth a look.) I really like the jolly blue colour. I think his main body came from the AT-AT's butt. 




As you can see from this picture, all the robots have keys so that the orks can wind them up for action.



Orks are a lot of fun.

As a bonus, here are some old metal orks that I've been painting. Here's a painboy with a metal head and bionic arm. I gave him a mechanical gun-arm to suggest that he's entirely robotic.




And here is a goff ork boss. He's a slightly later model than the others, but he shares the old-school cartoony look, before the orks took a beating from the grimdark stick. He looks as if he's seen some sights.




And there we are. Oldhammer is great, orks are great. 

6 comments:

  1. These tin kanz are amazing – They are proper Mek shop quality!
    And the robotic Painboy looks very much like the Terminator – a chilling idea!

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    1. Thanks! They were very enjoyable to make. I suspect that a terminator ork would be quite a lot like a standard ork, just slightly tougher!

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  2. Sir, this is brilliant. Awesome, I lack the words. What an inspired piece of work! You managed to break the "official" aesthetics yet conserved the Ork vibe perfectly. I do love it!

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    1. Thanks very much! While I quite like the ancient metal model, I don't think the more recent ork dreadnoughts are that distinctive, and so long as it looks suitably wonky, it'll work! Making them was very enjoyable!

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  3. These are really great, fun, but obvious as to what they should be.

    The red one in particular I like because it has a "stompa" look about it. In fact, with different detailing and shorter legs it could be an epic sized vehicle instead.

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    1. Thanks! I see what you mean about the red one. I'd have to give it one of those dodgy-looking groin cannons though! I never played epic, but it always looked cool, especially the titans.

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